If you bring me wine without having to ask, then I love you.
I’m not having a glass of wine. I’m having six. It’s called a “tasting” and it’s classy.
Of course size matters… No one wants a small glass of wine.
You think I’m listening. But I’m really visualizing my first after work glass of wine.
I enjoy long romantic walks down a wine aisle.
Some wine stoppers are so beautiful, but what do you use them for?
Not all who wander are lost. Sometimes they just can’t find their wine glass.
Yesterday I wanted wine. Tonight I am drinking wine. Follow your dreams.
I drink wine because the doctor said I shouldn’t keep things bottled up.
If red wine darkens your teeth, does white wine whiten them?
Bucket List. Buy Bucket. Buy wine. Fill bucket with wine. Drink bucket.
Starting a juice cleanse this weekend. Grape juice. Fermented. Wine.
Coffee keeps me busy until it’s acceptable to drink wine.
Roses are Red. Wine is also Red. Poems are hard. Wine.
Doctors say a glass of wine a day can extend your life. Here’s to living forever!
Wine. Because you never got a pony.
When it rains, we pour…more wine!
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